Fireworks are legal where we live. Vendors are on just about every street corner and empty spot on our main drag. We live near an intersection where two firework stands went up, one on each side of the street. On the north side, "TNT Fireworks" and on the south side, "Nearly Naked Fireworks". We weren't sure what Nearly Naked meant but I think it's bikini tops. Yesterday when we went through the intersection the Nearly Naked Fireworks stand was up and running with a couple of girls on the sidewalk in their bikini tops with their signs. Lots of rubber necking going on. You could tell there was some real competition going on between the girls and the lonely TNT guy on the opposite side. He changed his sign. It cracked us up.
Here's the Nearly Naked sign but for some reason today it is now missing the Naked part.