No, Clovie. It's O P R A H, not O K R A. Okra is food.
Oh. Do I eat okra? Does Oprah?
No, you haven't had okra. Oprah probably has.
Maybe I should. Put that on your shopping list.
Uh, okay...Back to your letter?
Dear O P R A H,
I heard you decided to throw in the towel after 25 years. I've never seen your show but I have been listening to it from another room off and on for almost 5 years. It must have been good because sometimes when a commercial came on my owner would run in to clean my litter box and run back out when the commercial was over so she wouldn't miss anything.
I never did hear you talk about the mistreatment of bunnies, or what great pets bunnies make. That would have been a good show. My 20 followers would have really enjoyed it. Now that you have more time on your hands, you and Steadman might want to consider adopting a few of us. We're cute, smart, very soft and quiet, we don't slobber like your dogs and most of us use a litter box.
I heard you tell people they should find their passion and follow it. My have found my passion and it is FOOD! If you have something sweet in your hand I will follow it ANYWHERE! So that's good advice. You also said we are all WORTHY. My owner says I am alot of work but I'm WORTH it. So I guess that's true.
My owner says you are an extraordinary woman living an extraordinary life and you have done a lot of good for people. You could probably do alot for bunnies too. I could help you spread the word if you want. Have your people contact my people. Let's do lunch. I'll have salad.
Well, I guess that's about it. Good job and good luck!
Bunny Licks and Kisses,